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Ian Holloway has 26 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you…
• My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or…
• I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!
• I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies…
• Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.
• Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
• If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in…
• Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at…
• Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
• Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.
• If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb
• He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with…

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