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- I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they… — Alan Alda
- Perseverance is the most overrated of traits, if it is unaccompanied by talent; beating your head against a wall is more likely… — Sydney J. Harris
- Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes! — Dennis Miller
- Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an… — J P Donleavy
- Austin had a concussion tonight. That's the way it goes for us. We get one back, we lose one. Or lose two.… — Jermaine O'Neal
- I don't have concussion problems. I have got a problem with people giving me traumatic blows to the head, that's what I… — Unknown Author
- Sometimes a great wound or concussion of the head, especially which happens by falling headlong from an high place, brings a prejudice… — Thomas Willis
- The Zen masters have the right idea-no pain no gain: thwack a silly nebbish and he'll remember it far longer and more… — Kenny Smith
- If you're asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a… — John Oliver
- Truth is ever incoherent, and when the big hearts strike together, the concussion is a little stunning. — Herman Melville
- The concussion crisis has changed the face of sports as we know it and it has brought to surface the incredible importance… — Ben Utecht
- The wise men of old have sent most of their morality down the stream of time in the light skiff of apothegm… — Edwin Percy Whipple