Computer Quotes

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I don't know when they first had feeds. Like maybe, fifty or a hundred years ago. Before that, they had to use their hands and… — Matthew Tobin Anderson
I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else… — Deborah Harkness
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my… — Meg Cabot
I was on one of my fruitarian diets" Steve Jobs recalled "I had just comeback from the apple farm. It sounded fun, spirited, and not… — Walter Isaacson
Ladies and gentlemen.â€ He [Jabba] sighed. â€œMeet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm. — Dan Brown
Rarely is it possible to study all of the instructions to a game before beginning to play, or to memorize the manual before turning on… — Mary Catherine Bateson
Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest… — Robert A. Heinlein
Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE… — Linda Howard
Uh, what are you doing?â€ â€œNothing much. Just erasing all of Calindaâ€™s good grades and replacing them with incompletes. Eventually, the administrators will figure out… — Jennifer Estep
An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. — Darynda Jones
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. — Bill Gates
Iâ€™ve often wished that I had some suave and socially acceptable hobby that I could fall back on in times like this. You know, play… — Jim Butcher
What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for… — Steve Jobs
That's what I love about writing. Once you get the words down on paper, in print, they start to make sense. It's like you don't… — Ellen Wittlinger
A computer does not smell ... if a book is new, it smells great. If a book is old, it smells even betterâ€¦ And it… — Ray Bradbury
People will not die. Isn't this the creed of the new culture? People will be absorbed in streams of information. I know nothing about this.… — Don DeLillo
Giles: Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences… — Joss Whedon
Nick sat beside Simon, who was at his computer. Marcus stood at attention beside the food. Hale had his feet on the table, reading the… — Ally Carter
Read to your children Twenty minutes a day; You have the time, And so do they. Read while the laundry is in the machine; Read… — Richard Peck

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