Computer Quotes

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Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. — Steve Kluger
I have now seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels. I have smelled… — David Foster Wallace
Computers will have to learn that when I quote from some old author who spelled differently from the machine, the wishes of the long-dead author… — Robertson Davies
instead i head to the computer and it's like i turn into a little girl who's just seen her first rainbow. i get all giddy… — David Levithan
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hope you didn't bring the Asian kid along thinking he's a computer genius. Because I'm not," Takumi said. — John Green
In the dim light of the computer screen he seemed otherworldly; Julia thought him beautiful, though she knew it was the beauty of damage. — Audrey Niffenegger
Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that… — Neil Gaiman
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon
An eternal question about children is, how should we educate them? Politicians and educators consider more school days in a year, more science and math,… — Thomas Moore
I don't want the words to be naked the way they are in faxes or in the computer. I want them to be covered by… — Siri Hustvedt
Lish tried to swear--which is always funny, because the computer won't translate it. It went something like this: "Bleep stupid bleep bleep faeries and their… — Kiersten White
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and… — Adam Selzer
I've got tons of irreplaceable information inside the soul of this computer. — Terry McMillan
(in response to the question: what do you think of e-books and Amazonâ€™s Kindle?) Those arenâ€™t books. You canâ€™t hold a computer in your hand… — Ray Bradbury
Carmen sat up when she heard a familiar trill from her computer. It was an instant message from Bee. Beezy3: Packing. Do you have my… — Ann Brashares
And donâ€™t worry.â€ Bob, Carterâ€™s best man and colleague, held up a notebook computer. â€œIâ€™ve got it handled on this end. And I memorized the… — Nora Roberts
Being a fiction writer is really like being an actor, because if you're going to write convincingly it has to sound right and play right.… — Ridley Pearson
Do you sometimes look up from the computer and look around the room and know you are alone, I mean really know it, then feel… — Tao Lin
Be willing to die for your beliefs, or computer printouts of your beliefs. — Don DeLillo

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