Computer Quotes

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Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good talks. But being considered the best speaker in the computer science department is like being known… — Randy Pausch
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more. — Albert Einstein
People think that alien spaceships would be solid and made of metal and have lights all over them and move slowly through the sky because… — Mark Haddon
The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to… — Douglas Adams
I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic… — Eoin Colfer
It's often a matter of sitting in front of the computer and worrying. It's what writing comes down to--worrying that things aren't going to work… — Khaled Hosseini
The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And,… — Kurt Vonnegut
The best computer is a man, and itâ€™s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. — Wernher von Braun
Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. — Chuck Klosterman
The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does… — Robert M. Pirsig
In the office, Michael sat behind our fatherâ€™s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making notes with his left. Ambidextrous… — Rachel Vincent
I am not some kind of computer. Only machines have glib answers for everything. — Madeleine L'Engle
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder — Eoin Colfer
Increasing pressure on students to subject themselves to ever more tests, whittling themselves down to rows and rows of tight black integers upon a transcript,… — Leah Hager Cohen
Inside the envelope with the letter was a little Princess Leia action figure USB flash drive. (they make these?) For me to store my novel… — Meg Cabot
I still love books. Nothing a computer can do can compare to a book. You can't really put a book on the Internet. Three companies… — Ray Bradbury
Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths. We must be willing to get rid of the life we planned, so as to have the… — Joseph Campbell
I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four. — Thom Yorke
Depression is a lot like that: slowly, over the years, the data will accumulate in your heart and mind, a computer program for total negativity… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect itâ€™s done wonders for the advancement of computer technology. — Chuck Klosterman

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