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Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. — Les Claypool
When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate. — Mike Birbiglia
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia
My heroes - people like Woody Allen - were stand-up comedians. Therefore, I always felt I should give it a go. — Stephen Merchant
Comedians like to see people smile. With acting, I love giving people a feeling, an emotion. I like to give people a feeling. When they… — Keke Palmer
I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do. — Josh Thomas
Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of… — Dick Cavett
I think comedians start off as pranksters or something. — Kyle Dunnigan
Comedians period, in general, have demons, and myself included. — Paul Mooney
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. — Tommy Chong
For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results. — Bob Newhart
Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life. — Bob Newhart
I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and… — Bobby Lee
A lot of comedians are selfish. — J. B. Smoove
Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part… — Norman Wisdom
I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark… — Kevin Hart
Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them. — Unknown Author
From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger… — Robin Williams
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get. — Kevin Hart
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely… — Joan Rivers
All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic… — Casey Wilson
In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people. — Ed O'Neill
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. — Louie Anderson
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do more damage than… — Michael Moriarty
When I started, there was no comedy community, no comedy industry; there were comedians. — Robert Klein

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