Coffee When Quotes

24 Coffee When quotes by 10 unique authors

• The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.… — Jonathan Swift
• The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it. — Jonathan Swift
• I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen. — James Lileks
• When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you're waiting for the elevator - instead of indulging in thinking, these… — Eckhart Tolle
• Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it. — Sofia Vergara
• The ordinary-sized stuff which is our lives, the things people write poetry about—clouds—daffodils—waterfalls—what happens in a cup of coffee when the cream goes in—these things… — Tom Stoppard
• People always think that happiness is a faraway thing," thought Francie, "something complicated and hard to get. Yet, what little things can make it up;… — Betty Smith
• I was in the kitchen drinking coffee when I heard Coretta cry, "Martin, Martin, come quickly!" I put down my cup and ran toward the… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
• People always think that happiness is a faraway thing, something complicated and hard to get. Yet, what little things can make it up; a place… — Betty Smith
• You know you've had enough coffee when you can thread a sewing machine ...while it's running! — Green Monk
• You know you are addicted to coffee when you still drink it and its over 100*F outside. — Kylee
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your Thermos is on wheels. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can outlast the Energizer bunny. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. — Nikhil Saluja
• You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Coffee When Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 24 Coffee When Quotes as follows:

• 13 Coffee When Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 2 Coffee When Quotes by Jonathan Swift
• 2 Coffee When Quotes by Betty Smith
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Tom Stoppard
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Sofia Vergara
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Martin Luther King, Jr.
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Kylee
• 1 Coffee When Quote by James Lileks
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Green Monk
• 1 Coffee When Quote by Eckhart Tolle