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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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If there is a God, he is a malign thug.
One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.
Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography…
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.
One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but…

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the… — Mark Twain
Heaven for climate, Hell for company. — James M. Barrie
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain

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