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Clever Quotes by Mark Twain
- At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass
- What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
- Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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