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Larry David has 129 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
• A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
• I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
• A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
• I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be…
• Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
• I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
• I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
• Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
• I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
• Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
• I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

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