Classic Quotes
- I was brought up on the proletarian left, and I remain there. The fair go for workers is fundamental, and I don't believe the free… — Clive James
- Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine? — Clive James
- The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. — Clive James
- She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny. — Clive James
- You bloody silly fool! — Prince Philip
- Do you work in a strip club? — Prince Philip
- Are you running away from something? — Prince Philip
- Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. — Prince Philip
- Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?' — Prince Philip
- During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this… — Prince Philip
- Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf. — Prince Philip
- You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly. — Prince Philip
- You managed not to get eaten then? — Prince Philip
- There's a lot of your family in tonight. — Prince Philip
- "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys." — Prince Philip
- People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle. — Prince Philip
- We don't come here for our health. — Prince Philip
- We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo. — Prince Philip
- I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit. — Prince Philip
- You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip