Classic Quotes
815 Classic quotes by 616 unique authors
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A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're…
— Prince Philip
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It's a vast waste of space.
— Prince Philip
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If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going…
— Prince Philip
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If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort - provided you don't…
— Prince Philip
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We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
— Prince Philip
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It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
— Prince Philip
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British women can't cook.
— Prince Philip
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Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
— Prince Philip
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How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
— Prince Philip
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You ARE a woman, aren't you?
— Prince Philip
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It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
— Prince Philip
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You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
— Prince Philip
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They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.
— Prince Philip
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I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
— Prince Philip
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If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
— Prince Philip
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You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
— Prince Philip
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So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.
— Prince Philip
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You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
— Prince Philip
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What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
— Prince Philip
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Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
— Prince Philip
Who Wrote These Classic Quotes
616 authors contributed a total of 815 Classic Quotes, led by these top contributors: