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Christmas Quotes by David Sedaris
- On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in…
- I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the…
- The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with…
- States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don't want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess…
More Christmas Quotes
- In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. — Richard Bach
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- For it is in giving that we receive. — Francis of Assisi
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by… — Dave Barry
- My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with… — Mario Batali
- The Christian faith can never be separated from the soil of sacred events, from the choice made by God, who wanted to… — Pope Benedict XVI
- Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. — Lewis Black
- I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's… — Lewis Black
- The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives… — Lionel Blue
- There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. — Erma Bombeck
- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come. — Richard Brautigan