Christmas Quotes
1693 Christmas quotes by 1089 unique authors
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You can't allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean, why are people afraid to say, 'Merry Christmas?' Give me a…
— Benjamin Carson
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
— Johnny Carson
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
— Gary Allan
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I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad…
— Unknown Author
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
— Winston Churchill
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I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas…
— John Cleese
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I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
— Clarence Clemons
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On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I remember helping clean…
— George Clooney
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Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true…
— Chris Van Allsburg
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I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my mom's family in the Carolinas.…
— Tori Amos
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Don't let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.
— Taylor Caldwell
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Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
— Guillaume Apollinaire
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What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Any one thinking of the Holy Child as born in December would mean by it exactly what we mean by it; that Christ is not…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The more we are proud that the Bethlehem story is plain enough to be understood by the shepherds, and almost by the sheep, the more…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The great majority of people will go on observing forms that cannot be explained; they will keep Christmas Day with Christmas gifts and Christmas benedictions;…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.' I…
— Jon Stewart
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am…
— Jim Gaffigan
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I love the atmosphere at the mall - everything about Christmas. I don't think anything specific gets me in the holiday spirit except for the…
— Drake Bell
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My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family.
— Julie Roberts
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Jesus Christ's claim of divinity is the most serious claim anyone ever made. Everything about Christianity hinges on His carnation, crucifixion, and resurrection. That's what…
— Luis Palau
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God is in the details.
— Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
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Biceps are like ornaments on a Christmas tree.
— Ed Coan
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When I discovered libraries, it was like having Christmas every day.
— Unknown Author
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