Chopped Quotes

82 Chopped quotes by 74 unique authors

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
Miss Caroline seemed unaware that the ragged, denim-shirted and floursack-skirted first grade, most of whom had chopped cotton and fed hogs from the time they… — Harper Lee
Your mother sounds like a formidable woman," Valek said into the silence. "You have no idea," Leif replied with a sigh. "Well, if she's anything… — Maria V. Snyder
Now, as far as I knew, he (Luke) was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while the chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by… — Rick Riordan
And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister. — Jeff Lindsay
If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped… — Laurell K. Hamilton
The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped them… — George R. R. Martin
Oh, do you have A Tale of Two Cities?" "That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love? Ridiculus." Will unpeeled… — Cassandra Clare
Dr. Warthrop chopped off my finger with a butcher knife. — Rick Yancey
Really! Between you and Eragon, I seem to spend most of my time among the Varden healing people to silly to realize they need to… — Christopher Paolini
What a strange expression said the herbalist who would compare themselves to chopped liver in the first place? If you have to to choose an… — Christopher Paolini
If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? — Cassandra Clare
And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned,… — Terry Pratchett
Jack furiously chopped vegetables. "Captain Dependable! Wait, we vetoed that one. The Divine Door Maker? Too much? Hmm...Handsome Hero, but maybe I should move away… — Kiersten White
You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody… — Rick Riordan
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off… — Barry Lyga
I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with… — Deborah Moggach
Jerusalem artichokes have a great affinity with nuts. I love them with chopped walnuts or almonds, lemon juice, garlic, herbs and plenty of olive oil. — Yotam Ottolenghi
Lunch is a big huge salad with every color in it. From leafy greens to purple to herbs, fresh cut herbs mixed into it for… — Christie Brinkley
If you cook chopped tomatoes with all of their juices, it takes a long time for the sauce to reach the right consistency. By then,… — Geoffrey Zakarian
I don't care if you call it AO for Adults Only, or Chopped Liver or Father Goose. Your movie will still have the stigma of… — Jack Valenti
He chopped up peppers, mixed them with vinegar and Avery Island salt, put the mixture in wooden barrels to age and funneled the resulting sauce… — Unknown Author
Dont fear a man with a gun coz chances of surviving are too high ,fear a thug with a knife coz one mistake you,d get… — Koos Matlala
No matter who we are in this world== we all are born with just two choices== angels and demons appear on both shoulders== every subconscience… — Dru Stone
Don't stick it out there if you can't afford to have it Chopped Off! — Tracy Estes

Who Wrote These Chopped Quotes

74 authors contributed a total of 82 Chopped Quotes, led by these top contributors: