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- When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy… — Ted Allen
- Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor… — Hunter S. Thompson
- Consciousness... does not appear to itself chopped up in bits. Such words as 'chain' or 'train' do not describe it fitly as… — William James
- Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. — Ann Coulter
- I never feel more alive than when I'm on stage. On film you feel chopped up, you can be acting from the… — Kathleen Turner
- Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn… — Ann Coulter
- The relation of patience to iman is like the relation of the head to the body. If the head is chopped off,… — Ali ibn Abi Talib
- I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
- I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we… — Joe Teti
- When they turned off, it was still early in the pink and green fields. The fumes of morning, sweet and bitter, sprang… — Eudora Welty
- The most important thing for people to get is we're not even looking at one big investigation, all these agents working together.… — Sibel Edmonds
- All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle. — Alec Baldwin