"Men and women alike, if you think that……" — Nick Offerman

Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of… - Nick Offerman
"Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends."

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