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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Popular Chocolate Chips quotes from across the collection:
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In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
— Salman Rushdie
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Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no…
— John Oliver
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I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips,…
— James Patterson
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We have begun to slam doors, and to throw things. I throw my purse, an ashtray, a package of chocolate chips, which…
— Margaret Atwood
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! !!
— Melchor Lim
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In the cookie of life, Friends r the chocolate chips that make life sweet, surprising and yummy. thanks for being one of…
— Babloo
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For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
— Davey Havok
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I feel better when I'm fit, but I don't like to work out. I used to say, "I'm young; I don't need…
— Amanda Bynes
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