Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones
It's not about having things figured out, or about communicating with other people, trying to make them understand what you understand. It's about a chicken… — Ann Beattie
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as… — Charlaine Harris
You are such a chicken. Bock. Bock. Bock." He refused to allow her very bad chicken impression to ruffle his feathers. He was above petty… — Christine Feehan
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Jess:"Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with." Sasha:"Is that hygienically sound?" Jess:"Sasha..." Sasha:"Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked… — Janet Evanovich
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me. — Rick Riordan
[Crisco] ain't just for frying. You ever get a sticky something stuck in your hair,like gum?...That's right, Crisco. Spread this on a baby's bottom, you… — Kathryn Stockett
Yeah, but I donâ€™t want to be in pain, and I definitely donâ€™t want to suffer.â€ â€“ Nick â€œWellâ€¦The only way to avoid them is… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had seen that I… — Megan Whalen Turner
It does seem simple, doesn't it?' she said, with a final bitter attempt at flippancy, 'when you want to kill a chicken...you take hold of… — Baroness Orczy
You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.â€ I sighed. â€œYouâ€™re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old… — Rachel Caine
Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell! — Haruki Murakami
The last time I had PMS a roast chicken popped out of the oven and danced the Macarena.Krebs had walked in just as the chicken… — Linda Wisdom
the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop — Sarah Kane
I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling? — Justina Chen
Chicken is good and never stop eating you will look like me and you will have hair like me and sing like me and be… — Justin Bieber
And of course Charlotte hasn't eaten a bit of dinner," Henry said, getting up. "I'll go see if Bridget can't make her up a plate… — Cassandra Clare
And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God. — Sherman Alexie

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