Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup… — Curtis Stone
I wasn't eating the right kinds of calories. I didn't know about healthy carbs such as brown rice and lentils. Now I eat small meals… — Alison Sweeney
Given the opportunity, under the right conditions, two cells from wildly different sources, a yeast cell, say, and a chicken erythrocyte, will touch, fuse, and… — Lewis Thomas
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,… — Anne Tyler
I like to stand in my kitchen with the script on a counter that's about chest high. Usually I do something else at the same… — Christopher Walken
In the voyeurism of Reality TV, the viewer's passivity is kept intact, pampered and massaged and force-fed Chicken McNuggets of carefully edited snippets that permit… — James Wolcott
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral. — Frank Lloyd Wright
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… — Henny Youngman
Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don't grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt… — Helen Fisher
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. — Terry Pratchett
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are… — Werner Herzog
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as I often have… — Craig Claiborne
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten. — Mark Twain
I was still owed an explanation, I thought, but so what? What good was it going to do me? It wouldn't have made me any… — Nick Hornby
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like… — Bill Watterson
Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Tiny velociraptors with wings. Devouring defenseless wiggly things and, and nuts, and fish, and, and other birds. They… — Neil Gaiman
How come it canâ€™t fly no better than a chicken?â€™ Milkman asked. Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Canâ€™t nobody… — Toni Morrison
Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken… — James Patterson
At 17, the smallest crises took on tremendous proportions; someone else's thoughts could take root in the loam of your own mind; having someone accept… — Jodi Picoult
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken! — Phil McGraw

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