Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. — Larry McMurtry
When in doubt chicken out. — Robin Jones Gunn
This is April," he said, holding up the chicken. "She's the only friend I have left. I saved her from an evil chef at Tavern… — Kirsten Miller
The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken. — Elizabeth Gilbert
The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to make the comparison,… — Mary Roach
The sun's not yellow, its chicken! — Bob Dylan
Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice. — Maurice Sendak
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing… — Jimmy Buffett
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in… — Christopher Moore
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU… — Shirley Temple
Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice — Maurice Sendak
The shops in High Street still have their metal grilles down, blank-eyed and sleeping. My name is scrawled across them all. I'm outside Ajay's newsagent's.… — Jenny Downham
Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken. — Isabel Allende
They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things like long life… — Harper Lee
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken… — Tom Waits
How come when itâ€™s us, itâ€™s an abortion, and when itâ€™s a chicken, itâ€™s an omelette? — George Carlin
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brotherâ€™s crazy. He thinks heâ€™s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why donâ€™t you turn… — Woody Allen
I don't eat chicken abortions! — Cecily von Ziegesar
England was a cold, backward, rebellious little kingdom. It's king: Henry the Eighth, remembered principally for his six wives and the chicken legs clutched in… — Kage Baker
Love is dope, not chicken soup. — Tom Robbins

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