Chicken Quotes

661 quotes by 531 authors

Duende I can't remember her name. It's not as though I've been in bed with that many women. The truth is I can't even remember… — Jack Gilbert
If they invent a four legged chicken," Will said, "Horace will think he's gone to Heaven. — John Flanagan
Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You canâ€™t. He has it shielded. Besides, heâ€™s a god and can be a nasty one if you upset him. You try popping into any… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think Iâ€™m never eating guacamole again… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fine, but Iâ€™m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...Thatâ€™s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, Iâ€™m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and Iâ€™ll… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would be unable to… — Maya Angelou
You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"? — Rick Riordan
After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. Thatâ€™s fine for Carter, but I have… — Rick Riordan
My face felt like my normal face, as if that part of me hadnâ€™t transformed into a bird. [Fine, Sadie. Call me the Carter-headed chicken.… — Rick Riordan
Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadnâ€™t spread quite yet. — Rick Riordan
Back up shall we? When my brother, the crazy chicken warrior, turned into a falcon and went up the pyramidâ€™s chimney with his new friend,… — Rick Riordan
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest. — Terry Goodkind
Call it crazy, or just chicken salad. — Sarah Dessen
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. â€œIâ€™m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,â€ she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway… — Janet Evanovich
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken? — Malcolm Lowry
Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life. — Kathryn Stockett
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I… — Shel Silverstein
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England,… — Douglas Adams

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