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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap. I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around…
— Adele
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My loneliness...still comes over me sometimes...It's a liminal, lost sensation of having wandered wide, endless boulevards, among rows of orange trees, winter…
— Unknown Author
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Everyday begins like a blank chalkboard, on which each one of us can write the poem of our present and our dreams…
— Ricky Martin
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I hardly ever watch my own work. I just end up picking myself apart! I can't even stand to hear myself on…
— Grey DeLisle
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[A community chalkboard is] about knowing you're not alone. It's about understanding our neighbors in new and enlightening ways.
— Candy Chang
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Just as chalk can be removed from a chalkboard, with sincere repentance, the effects of our transgression can be erased through the…
— Boyd K. Packer
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I can't stand the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard!
— Hugh Jackman
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"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark…
— Jay Leno
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I used to think that nails-down-a-chalkboard was the worst sound in the world. Then I moved on to people-eating-cereal-on-the-phone. But only this…
— Sloane Crosley
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If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I…
— Sloane Crosley
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By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.
— Glenn Beck
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