Certificates Quotes

98 Certificates quotes by 89 unique authors

Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald.… — Barack Obama
Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his… — Erik Larson
When goods are exchanged between countries, they must be paid for by commodities or gold. They cannot be paid for by the notes, certificates, and… — Carroll Quigley
The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the… — Chloe Sevigny
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle
I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle
Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name. — Anna Nicole Smith
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins. — Scott D. Cook
I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed… — Arthur Darvill
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death. — Jennifer Dunn
I had a certificate that said, 'Doctor of Mixology, Harvard University,' that I actually got from Harvard University. A friend of mine was a research… — Ronda Rousey
Girls like Diana Spencer, armed with nothing more than a guinea-pig-rearing certificate, proud to say in that old Sloane way that she was 'as thick… — Peter York
No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate. — David Hockney
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. — Jackie Vernon
No man or woman in this dispensation will ever enter into the celestial kingdom of God without the consent of Joseph Smith...every man and woman… — Brigham Young
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. — Will Rogers
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate. — David Letterman
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's… — David Letterman
Anyone can get a degree or a certificate in something. Big deal. A piece of paper from a university somewhere doesn't define a person. It… — Rachel Gibson
Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning. — Robert Green Ingersoll
A great deal of capital, which appears to-day in the United States without any certificate of birth, was yesterday, in England, the capitalised blood of… — Karl Marx
I was in college, but I got kicked out. It was a very free school, but I created a "bad impression." Like I was a… — Steve Winwood
In principle the first thing on the stream would be my birth certificate, a little electronic version of that, my parents would put my school… — David Gelernter
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter
I never went to drama school, I don't have any certificates saying: 'He's a qualified actor.' But I did think that 'House' was something I… — Hugh Laurie

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