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• The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of… — Dave Barry
• The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande
• I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I… — Meghan Trainor
• I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. — Carol Alt
• The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. — George Bernard Shaw
• Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. — Trinny Woodall
• There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
• I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman

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