Celery Quotes

30 quotes by 27 authors

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. — Dave Barry
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande
I'm sautÃ©ing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more… — Mike Myers
I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but thatâ€™s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was… — Meghan Trainor
Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. — Jamie Oliver
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties.… — William Alcott
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of… — Alan Watts
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health… — Jared Polis
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery… — Aisha Tyler
The near end of the street was rather dark and had mostly vegetable shops. Abundance of vegetables - piles of white and green fennel, like… — D. H. Lawrence
I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. — Carol Alt
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me… — Lisa Edelstein
I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery. — Aldous Huxley
The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. — George Bernard Shaw
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the… — Dave Barry
To-day I think Only with scents, - scents dead leaves yield, And bracken, and wild carrot's seed, And the square mustard field; Odours that rise… — Edward Thomas
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesnâ€™t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead

Who Wrote These Celery Quotes

27 authors contributed a total of 30 Celery Quotes, led by these top contributors: