Celery Quotes by William Alcott

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• The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of… — Dave Barry
• There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
• The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande
• I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
• The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants… — Charles Heiser
• Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour… — Mike Myers
• I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I… — Meghan Trainor
• Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. — Jamie Oliver

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