"The thought of two thousand people crunching celery……" — George Bernard Shaw

More Celery Quotes

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• The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management… — Dave Barry
• There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
• The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande
• I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
• The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts… — Charles Heiser
• Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a… — Mike Myers
• I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic.… — Meghan Trainor
• Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. — Jamie Oliver
• Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides,… — William Alcott
• What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it… — Alan Watts
• Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's… — Jared Polis
• My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and… — Aisha Tyler

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