Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

He had once found himself in a room with Lady Bessborough's long-haired white cat. He happened to be dressed in an immaculate black coat and… — Susanna Clarke
Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! -… — Jeaniene Frost
Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
My name is Echo. I dream of cats with stars in their fur. — Erin Hunter
As for you, Private, if you mention a word of this to anyone, I'll feed you to the cat thing here. Understand?" "Yum," said Mogget.… — Garth Nix
My soul seemed as foul as smoke from burning cat fur. — Kurt Vonnegut
I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil… — Jeaniene Frost
I sat on the bed. I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to make it look like a spreading tree, shadows pooled beneath it,… — Alan Moore
Cats have a sort of game they play when they meet. A player alternates between watching the strange cat and ignoring her, grooming or examining… — Kij Johnson
The only thing I envy about a cat is its purr," remarked Dr. Blythe once, listening to Doc's resonant melody. "It is the most contented… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Room to swing a cat, it seemed was absolutely essential. It was an infrequent but indispensable operation. — H.G. Wells
Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everybody sees it differently. Some people say there are true things to… — Jeanette Winterson
One can choose to obsess over prescriptive rules, but they have no more to do with human language than the criteria for judging cats at… — Steven Pinker
That moment - to this ... may be years in the way they measure, but it's only one sentence back in my mind - there… — Charles Bukowski
The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and… — William Lyon Phelps
There is fire and fire: The fire that burns and the fire that gives warmth, a fire that sets a forest ablaze and the fire… — Gilbert Adair
Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth. Cat to Bones — Jeaniene Frost
Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag. Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat — Jeaniene Frost
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat — Jeaniene Frost
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy." - Cat re: Bones — Jeaniene Frost
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat — Don Marquis
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But… — Peter S. Beagle
Picture a tall, dark figure, surrounded by cornfields... NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT?… — Terry Pratchett

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