Cat Quotes

2174 Cat quotes by 1209 unique authors

A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it.… — Mark Twain
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of… — Anne Lamott
The only true animal is a cat, and the only true cat is a gray cat. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? — Lilian Jackson Braun
Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies. — William Shakespeare
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck
When writing a novel, that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all… — Neil Gaiman
Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent. I don't know… — William S. Burroughs
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. — Neil Gaiman
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! — Charles Dickens
In that moonlit hour, I acquired a sense of the otherness of things. I liked the feeling the moonlight gave me, as if it wasn't… — Jerry Spinelli
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. — Ernest Hemingway
There are no ordinary cats. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful… — Roger Caras
I was the lion who forced you to join with Aravis. I was the cat who comforted you among the houses of the dead. I… — C.S. Lewis
Well. Then we had the irises, rising beautiful and cool on their tall stalks, like blown glass, like pastel water momentarily frozen in a splash,… — Margaret Atwood
You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man? — John Lennon
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the… — Mark Twain
Sparrows and cats will live in my shoe, Sooner than I will live with you. Fish will come walking out of the sea, Sooner than… — Peter S. Beagle
Don't be afraid of StarClan. They will understand about Brokentail. You will be honored by our warrior ancestors for your loyalty toy your Clanmates and… — Erin Hunter
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me. — Rudyard Kipling
Time spent with a cat is never wasted. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
All of my own impulses to balance and move seemed to conflict with those of the guards, and I was jerked and jostled down the… — Megan Whalen Turner
You cannot live with a paw in each world. — Erin Hunter
I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the… — P.G. Wodehouse

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