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Carson Quotes by Jeff Ross
- What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?
- Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby.
- You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons.
More Carson Quotes
- In Los Angeles, I had the good fortune of anchoring the news right before Johnny Carson came on, so to see him,… — Tom Brokaw
- I remember meeting the likes of Johnny Carson and Jimmy Stewart for the first time and being completely starstruck. — Kevin Spacey
- After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they… — Roseanne Barr
- I understood that my family was rich in love but would probably never own the land my father, John, dreamed of owning.… — John Henrik Clarke
- I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I… — Tony Randall
- When asked by Glenn Beck if people should be allowed to own semi-automatic weapons, Dr. Benjamin Carson said: “It depends on where… — Benjamin Carson
- Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. — Carson Daly
- Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues. — Jim Fowler