Card Quotes

672 Card quotes by 554 unique authors

Only assholes put a nickname on their business card. — Michael Crichton
One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or… — Daniel Handler
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have… — Chuck Palahniuk
And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of… — Rick Riordan
Almost everyone in heaven has someone on Earth they watch, a loved one, a friend or even a stranger who was once kind, who offered… — Alice Sebold
My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that… — Guy Gavriel Kay
An investor should act as though he had a lifetime decision card with just twenty punches on it. — Warren Buffett
And so really, you have given me no choice but to take you shopping by force.” She sighed, then reached up, dropping her sunglasses down… — Sarah Dessen
Her eyes flicked over the cards, looked at Dimitri, then looked back at the cards. Her expression was blank. "You will lose what you value… — Richelle Mead
Between notes, he had contemplated means of destroying Myrna Minkoff but had reached no satisfactory conclusion. His most promising scheme had involved getting a book… — John Kennedy Toole
A library card is good to have, you can never have too much ID. — Stephen King
That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil. — Craig Ferguson
Ian’s the black sheep.” “I thought I was the black sheep,” said Seth, sounding almost hurt. “No. You’re the unfocused artistic one. I’m the responsible… — Richelle Mead
Your mama-akra sent that to you, akri, to hurt the heathen-god. Now it’s Dimonique time. The Simi can’t be bothered we no Greek god messing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, pooh, you’re just like akri. No, Simmi, don’t be breathing fire around the flammable objects or small children. Except for that black plastic card… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’… — Bill Watterson
Oh, sheez, what’s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne) How’d the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping?...Thought so. I got the thank-you card… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I’ll yack… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Most eyes have more than one color, but usually they're related. Blue eyes may have two shades of blue, or blue and gray, or blue… — Elizabeth Moon
Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you. — Jim Butcher
The Simi has needs. Lots of needs. I need akri’s plastic card, for one thing. It very nice. People give me lots of stuff when… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us… — James Patterson
For his thirtieth birthday he had filled a whole night-club off Regent Street; people had been queuing on the pavement to get in. The SIM… — David Nicholls
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward sign that it… — Arthur Schopenhauer
Society is like this card game here, cousin. We got dealt our hand before we were even born, and as we grow we have to… — Louise Erdrich

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