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Card Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
- Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is…
- One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or…
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