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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more…
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,…
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a…
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six…
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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
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Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as…
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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
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And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the…
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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now.…
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Africa is a continent in flames. And deep down, if we really accepted that Africans were equal to us, we would all…
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The path of civilization is paved with tin cans.
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We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times, submachine guns...…
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Success comes in cans, not can'ts.
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I made my first song when I was 9 years old. Just beating on garbage cans, having people beat box.
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I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did…
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I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two…
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I have ate out of your garbage cans to stay out of jail. I have wore your second-hand clothes…I have done my…
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Nature, like Miamonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
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Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's…
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