Calendar Quotes

170 Calendar quotes by 156 unique authors

The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement."… — Terry Pratchett
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and… — David Sedaris
Do not enjoy yourself. Enjoy dances and theaters and joy-rides and champagne and oysters; enjoy jazz and cocktails and night-clubs if you can enjoy nothing… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around… — Terry Pratchett
There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day. — Martin Luther
The rules say that to tell a story you need first of all a measuring stick, a calendar, you have to calculate how much time… — Elena Ferrante
Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012 — Craig Ferguson
If you still think you're a young pup then you are, no matter what the calendar says — John Grogan
I found that as I flipped the days on the calendar, the worries I had about our relationship had began to diminish. — Nicholas Sparks
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery. — H.G. Wells
Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and… — Mark Twain
Because life doesn't always happen according to a timetable or calendar. And feelings can't be scheduled. — Jerry Spinelli
Someone else has to be disseminating it. (Mark) Dis-a what? (Nick) Disseminating. It means distributing it. (Mark) Then why didnâ€™t you say that? (Nick) Remind… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I sometimes subscribe to the belief that all historical events occur simultaneously, like a dream in the mind of God. Perhaps it is only man… — James Lee Burke
My death will not be penciled on someone's calendar. — Richelle Mead
The journey is not linear, it is always back and forth, denying the calendar, the wrinkles and lines of the body. — Jeanette Winterson
It takes a year, nephew... a full turn of the calendar, to get over losing someone. — Annie Proulx
I had two cups of coffee, put Eric's jeans in the washer, read a romance for awhile, and studied my brand-new Word of the Day… — Charlaine Harris
Before we invented civilization our ancestors lived mainly in the open out under the sky. Before we devised artificial lights and atmospheric pollution and modern… — Carl Sagan
It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was… — Charlaine Harris

Who Wrote These Calendar Quotes

156 authors contributed a total of 170 Calendar Quotes, led by these top contributors: