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When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed…

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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same… — Dan Jenkins
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a… — Jimmy Demaret
To make positive change requires lasting commitment, lasting commitment requires measurable targets, measurable targets requires detailed action plans, detailed action plans requires… — Harvey Fierstein
Bardot, Byron, Hitler, Hemingway, Monroe, Sade: we do not require our heroes to be subtle, just to be big. Then we can… — D. J. Enright
I have to say that it was a very strange experience when, later in life, I represented Byron Scott and was negotiating… — Leigh Steinberg
The world is rid of Lord Byron, but the deadly slime of his touch still remains. — John Constable
If they had said that the sun or the moon had gone out of the heavens, it could not have struck me… — Jane Welsh Carlyle
Martin Buber suggested that evil prevailed because of the inability of man to imagine the real. Yet human beings do have that… — Bernard Lown
I was Byron and Shakespeare formerly. — John Clare
Byron is one tough guy and he can play through just about anything. I know he will be ready to go on… — Chad Pennington
Though [Abraham Lincoln] never would travel to Europe, he went with Shakespeare's kings to Merry England; he went with Lord Byron poetry… — Doris Kearns Goodwin
In the future, a new generation of artists will be writing genomes as fluently as Blake and Byron wrote verses. — Freeman Dyson

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