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• I try to stress to my children that buying something never leads to true happiness. — Harlan Coben
• Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth… — Rita Rudner
• A woman is always buying something. — Ovid
• When we contemplate buying something, we usually ask the price of it, then decide whether or not it is worth that much… — Ruth Stout
• The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford. — Sam Ewing
• Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth… — Rita Rudner
• We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or… — Will Rogers
• I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get… — Karl Pilkington
• If I see a movie star in the department store buying something, I'll kind of sidle up and see what they're saying,… — Tom Lehrer
• When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good… — Penn Jillette
• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it… — Jean Kerr
• 100 years ago, buying something you could make was considered wasteful; now making something you could buy is considered wasteful. I am… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

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