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• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
• I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a…
• It's money. I remember it from when I was single
• You give up your dream, you give up.
• If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it,…
• When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection,…
• My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
• Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies…
• Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
• Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference…
• Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George…
• The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

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