Boring Quotes

1489 Boring quotes by 1142 unique authors

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. — Christopher Moore
Skip the boring parts. — Elmore Leonard
I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring… — Edward Gorey
If youâ€™re the kind of person who has no guts, you just give up every time life pushes you. If youâ€™re that kind of person,… — Robert Kiyosaki
Personally, I believe â€œYoung Adultâ€ to be an arbitrary title that means the book "Can be enjoyed by anyone/Has a main character whoâ€™s not quite… — Shannon Hale
Life, friends, is boring. We must not say so. After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns, we ourselves flash and yearn — John Berryman
Everything intelligent is so boring. — Leo Tolstoy
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. — Bill Watterson
The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become… — Og Mandino
I've been so thoroughly incorporated into the California culture that I practice meditation and go to a therapist, even though I always set a trap:… — Isabel Allende
Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something… — Daniel Handler
Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept. — Jackie French
....he said it was interesting. He used the word 'textured'. He said 'smooth' is boring but 'textured' was interesting, and the scar meant that I… — Jeannette Walls
The mature man lives quietly, does good privately, takes responsibility for his actions, treats others with friendliness and courtesy, finds mischief boring and avoids it.… — Kenneth Rexroth
He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a… — Douglas Adams
The theologian who labors without joy is not a theologian at all. Sulky faces, morose thoughts and boring ways of speaking are intolerable in this… — Karl Barth
To be a god can ultimately become boring and degrading. There'd be reason enough for the invention of free will! A god might wish to… — Frank Herbert
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.… — George Carlin
Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the… — Dean Koontz
This is the very boring part of eating disorders, the aftermath. When you eat and hate that you eat. And yet of course you must… — Marya Hornbacher

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