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Boards Quotes by Mark Twain
- Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter.…
- In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
- God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
- Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and a…
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