Blonde Quotes

280 Blonde quotes by 223 unique authors

A gorgeous blonde found an old lamp and gently stroked it. I wonder if a genie will come, she mused. From inside the lamp, a… — Green Monk
Actually just recently I came up with that idea, watching the movie 'Legally Blonde' and I was like, 'cool, that's something I want to do. — Lisa Leslie
My music was more inspired by my hair color! After 5 years of blonde, I went back to my original color. It made my music… — Ashley Tisdale
That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If you mean Im a walking good time, then hells yeah. But Im not wasted and stumbling… — Kesha
People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me… — Julia Roberts
It's a great day to be a blonde. — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I didn't care cause I loved her long blonde hair — Unknown Author
Build this wall around himself many years ago to protect himself from being hurt again bur he couldn't stop his feelings last night when he… — Lucky Dube
Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the bottom of a pool. — Jacob Black
So wait, who is the girl with the Blonde pony tail from Street Fighter? — Bobby Ray
The only bad part about telling blonde jokes is that IM ONE OF THEM! — Unknown Author
I've deceived some people into thinking I am someone that I truly am not. I'm not rich and glamourous, I'm not a top model, Im… — Markesa Yeager
Youre scared of Leah, but youre best buds with the psychopath blonde? -Jacob Black — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. -Jacob Black — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
A blonde was at an ATM and another blond was behind her, the blond behind the ATM shouted to the one in front — MEE :D
Shawty I'm so far gone. Red head and a blonde on each arm. — Unknown Author
Racks on, racks off. See that blonde strip when my hats off. Looking at my rollie, bout 30 grand what that cost. — Wiz Khalifa
Girl with black hair: I had sex sanding up so I'm going to have a boy. Red head I had sex laying down I'm having… — Unknow
I really have blonde hair naturally but my mom's a redhead. I think it's a skin tone thing laughs but I love having red hair.… — Emma Stone
The suite life of Zack and Cody: The only show with a smart blonde and a dumb asian. — JeremySwag
If anyone finds a little blonde hairless chihuahua in the woodland hills, calabasas area PLEASE let me know. — Kendall Jenner
I don't wanna be Courtney Love, I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He's brilliant and his songs are genius. The Hole records are great. Everyone always… — Taylor Momsen
I did have a moment of wanting to be a lawyer after seeing Legally Blonde. I was really serious about it but then I decided… — Emma Roberts
As an actress, I have always sought out roles that portrayed women as strong and powerful, such as Elle Woods, who was in the Legally… — Reese Witherspoon
I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I'm big enough to play the stupid jock or the star football player. Being choosy allows me… — Kellan Lutz

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