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- What are you up to?†“Oh, you know, mischief and mayhem,†he replied. “That so reminds me of Harry Potter,†Brit said, sighing. “I need…
- A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances…
- (Blonde wasn't working for me.) Go to hell for heavens sake.
- There is a moment in her program . . . when she suddenly moves backwards so that her blonde hair flies forward and her arms…
- I climb out of bed and tip toe to my door. I open and all the lights are off and the house is dead silent.…
- Its like the crowd itself is pulsing. I dont know this place and for once at a party I feel unnatural. I dont know where…
- I liked it. Im not gay but this girl was pretty hot and we danced all over the place. I was facing her and dancing…
- Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and bowling balls are inanimate objects used in the…
- I didn't care cause I loved her long blonde hair
- The only bad part about telling blonde jokes is that IM ONE OF THEM!
- Shawty I'm so far gone. Red head and a blonde on each arm.
- It's supposed to be ghetto! Don't judge me!
- Haha funny story...your gonna laugh...
- Was the girl made a blonde on purpose??
- First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)
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- She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand. — Saul Bellow
- Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be… — Cate Blanchett
- I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. — David Boreanaz
- I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes. — Raymond Chandler
- People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or… — Kelly Clarkson
- It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. — Pamela Anderson
- Colombe Josse is the older Jesse daughter. Colombe Jesse is also a sort of tall blonde leek who dresses like a penniless… — Muriel Barbery