Blonde Quotes

280 Blonde quotes by 223 unique authors

GIRL: hey describe a hot girl BOY: blonde hair. big boobs.brown eyes GIRL: guess I'm not hot BOY: u said discribe a hot girl. not… — Ana 13
Why did the blonde send a blank letter to her husband in the army? They had a fight before he left and they're not talking — Hussein Nishah
With Blonde Hair — Aly Johnson
The truth is being blonde doesn't make you stupid you just choose to be — Jana Jones
I'm the kind of boy who laughs at a joke, and then the next day, I bust out laughing because I just got the joke! — Young Siddiq Prince
I have my own world that nobody else can see that has colorful monkeys, spotted giraffes, talking cookies and walls, dogs that meow, and smart… — Young Siddiq Prince
Q: What does a blonde and a race car have in common? A: They both burn four rubbers a day. — Unkown
I love guys who aren't afraid to be themselves around me and the type of guy that I can be myself around and I won't… — DaniAlla
I love the person I am, because I know I'm not perfect but I'm a good person, a strong woman, great mom, and a smart… — Nishan Panwar
Just a dumb blonde :p — JUSTCHILL:D
The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line. — Nikhil Saluja
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the ticks. — Nikhil Saluja
Was the girl made a blonde on purpose?? — Unknown Author
First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :) — Unknown Author
I look sick and I have no makeup on....i have blonde hair and it makes me look LIKE TRASH!!! — VIVAN
It's easiest for me to be blonde because I'm naturally blonde; my roots are light enough that all I have to do is just highlight… — Jennifer Morrison
Though I know he died long ago, I saw him once in a old movie called Summer Place he was called Troy Donahue. He was… — Kyle MacDonald
The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm and found out… — Nikhil Saluja
There's a new paint on the market. It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy! — Nikhil Saluja

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