Blonde Quotes

280 Blonde quotes by 223 unique authors

Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart. — Reese Witherspoon
Appearing in 'Legally Blonde' has helped me find my inner girl, although at the beginning the director was constantly telling me off for sitting like… — Sheridan Smith
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? — Lilian Jackson Braun
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. — Raymond Chandler
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber. — Anita Loos
because you always have a clock strapped to your body, it's natural that i should think of you as the correct time: with your long… — Richard Brautigan
He looked rather pleasantly, like a blonde satan. — Dashiell Hammett
Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the… — P.G. Wodehouse
You, have this whole tall, dark stranger thing going on. Not to mention the tortured artist bit. And you, have that whole blonde cool and… — Sarah Dessen
Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain Oh, Marcia, I want your long blonde beauty to be taught in high school, so kids… — Richard Brautigan
Avoid fancy words....If you admire fancy words, if every sky is beauteous, every blonde curvaceous, every intelligent child prodigious, if you are tickled by discombobulate,… — William Strunk, Jr.
Apparently with no surprise To any happy Flower The Frost beheads it at its play -- In accidental power -- The blonde Assassin passes on… — Emily Dickinson
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. — Mae West
At first we raced through space, like shadows and light; her rants, my raves; her dark hair, my blonde; black dresses, white. She's a purple-black… — Francesca Lia Block
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. — Stephenie Meyer
My hair is naturally blonde... Just for the record. ~ Jace — Cassandra Clare
Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb. — Joyce Carol Oates
Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me! — MaryJanice Davidson
In my room I'd barely closed my eyes when the blonde from the movie house came along and sang her whole song of sorrow just… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the… — Ann Aguirre
A tall blonde entered the room, wearing a yellow sash that marked her as advocate. Two men followed her, carrying papers. She was lean and… — Ilona Andrews
I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the… — MaryJanice Davidson
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land. — P. C. Cast
There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos. — Marilyn Monroe
I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde. — Stephenie Meyer

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