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• And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh,…
• The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
• To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."
• If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick…
• It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is…
• You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for…
• You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
• My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!
• My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New…
• The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as…
• I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
• One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

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