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Bible Quotes by Mark Twain
- Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in…
- I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the…
- The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.
- [The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.
- The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
- In all the ages the Roman Church has owned slaves, bought and sold slaves, authorized and encouraged her children to trade in them. . .…
- It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.
- When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it,…
- The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these changes were slight--scarcely…
- The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take…
- It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
- The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
- The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
- All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it.…
- There was no place in the land where the seeker could not find some small budding sign of pity for the slave. No place in…
- You may be the only Bible somebody else reads.
More Bible Quotes
- I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead
- Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed, will remove mountains. — Hosea Ballou
- Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but it's not like it's a bible. — Javier Bardem
- It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only… — Albert Barnes
- Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other. — John Adams
- The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the… — John Quincy Adams
- I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an… — Joe Barton
- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress… — Brendan Behan
- The fundamental story arc of the Bible is God is passionate about rescuing this world, restoring it, renewing it. — Rob Bell
- Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read black where I read white. — William Blake
- My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for… — Elayne Boosler
- If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being baptized is… — Dan Brown