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Best Quotes by Mark Twain
- It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.
- We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's…
- The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was…
- He had an uncommon fondness for cats. As an old man summering in New Hampshire, Twain even rented kittens from a nearby farm to keep…
- There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is…
- Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.
- It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.
- A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.
- Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.
- I told that girl, in the kindest, gentlest way, that I could not consent to deliver judgment upon any one's manuscript, because an individual's verdict…
- Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely…
- It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.
- I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
- There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
- When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are…
- A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.
- Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows
- I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.
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