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Bender Quotes by Bender Bending Rodriguez
- Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*!
- There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
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- Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks. — Dennis Miller
- It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill
- Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. — Hunter S. Thompson
- Muhammad was a great man, an intrepid soldier; with a handful of men he triumphed at the battle of Bender (sic); a… — Napoleon Bonaparte
- With 'Black Swan,' the ballerina saga flips its tiara and goes on a hallucinatory bender, a scary acid trip where transfiguration and… — James Wolcott
- It had occurred to Sean once - on a bender about ten years before with some buddies, Sean and a bloodstream full… — Dennis Lehane
- Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could… — Janet Evanovich
- My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope; make yourself a structure you can live inside. Amen." — Aimee Bender (Willful… — Aimee Bender
- There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender. — Hunter S. Thompson
- I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through it all… — Woody Harrelson
- Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*! — Bender Bending Rodriguez
- There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable. — Bender Bending Rodriguez