Bender Quotes

21 quotes by 14 authors

Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks. — Dennis Miller
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender,… — Molly O'Neill
Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife. — Hunter S. Thompson
Muhammad was a great man, an intrepid soldier; with a handful of men he triumphed at the battle of Bender (sic); a great captain, eloquent,… — Napoleon Bonaparte
With 'Black Swan,' the ballerina saga flips its tiara and goes on a hallucinatory bender, a scary acid trip where transfiguration and disfiguration meet. — James Wolcott
It had occurred to Sean once - on a bender about ten years before with some buddies, Sean and a bloodstream full of bourbon turning… — Dennis Lehane
Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were… — Janet Evanovich
My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope; make yourself a structure you can live inside. Amen." â€” Aimee Bender (Willful Creatures: Stories) — Aimee Bender
There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender. — Hunter S. Thompson
I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through it all at one point… — Woody Harrelson
Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*! — Bender Bending Rodriguez
There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable. — Bender Bending Rodriguez
Fear reminds you that time is against you; faith assures you that God is a bender of time, with Him time is for you. — Author Michael Mbuko
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor! — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid… — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish. -Bender — Futurama
This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion… — Futurama
I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches. -Bender — Futurama
Of course, it would all require split second robot timing. That's where I come in. You see, I own a watch. -Bender — Futurama
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama

Who Wrote These Bender Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 21 Bender Quotes as follows: