"I thought they were selfish, but in the……" — Futurama

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• Their offense is shakier than Katherine Hepburn after an all-night espresso bender at Starbucks. — Dennis Miller
• It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table… — Molly O'Neill
• Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie… — Hunter S. Thompson
• Muhammad was a great man, an intrepid soldier; with a handful of men he triumphed at the battle of Bender… — Napoleon Bonaparte
• With 'Black Swan,' the ballerina saga flips its tiara and goes on a hallucinatory bender, a scary acid trip where… — James Wolcott
• It had occurred to Sean once - on a bender about ten years before with some buddies, Sean and a… — Dennis Lehane
• Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died.… — Janet Evanovich
• My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope; make yourself a structure you can live inside. Amen." — Aimee… — Aimee Bender
• There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender. — Hunter S. Thompson
• I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through… — Woody Harrelson
• Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*! — Bender Bending Rodriguez
• There. This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable. — Bender Bending Rodriguez

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